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# Read the news and get back to me, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Aug, 21:02, Reply)
# Which bit?
Halp me be as informed as yourself, why aren't you halpin?

How do I become a prissy pretentious cunt like you?

What are my options?

Don a Jetsuit
Double-down, you're awesome.
Make a gorn animation.
That's why
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 21:04, Reply)
# You decide to be a prissy pretentious cunt, crucial, I think I want ya
I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 21:29, Reply)
# You don a Jetsuit courtesy of Gravity Industries.
The internal UI states the following:

Approaching Moon
Fuel low
Go North
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 21:40, Reply)
# You approach the Moon, in the distance you notice an unusally large crater.
What do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 22:17, Reply)
# You Go North.
You find yourslef in a presipice filled with mutant lobster men engaged in perpetual buggery and self-explosion.

What do you do?

Engage in the self-explosion buggery.
Try to talk them down.
Go East.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 22:23, Reply)
# You engage in self-explosive buggery. (California's alright)
You fuck your own anus whilst simultaneously exploding inwards.

Your guts are a computation.

What do you do?

Analyse the exported .ans spreadsheet.
Go for coffee.
Transport your conciousness to a previous instance.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 22:40, Reply)
# Holy Fuck! XD
Great read.
Would read again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Aug, 5:04, Reply)
# You double-down, no one has their finger on the pulse more than you.
Why is everybody else so stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 21:52, Reply)
# You make a gorn animation.
It's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 21:58, Reply)
# Too bad his brain is Gorn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug, 13:47, Reply)
# You chose Suspicion
You find yourself in a white room, there is no exit, what do you do?

Dwell
That's why.
Consider the lily
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 21:04, Reply)
# You consider the lily.
Become introspective.
Very methodical when I slaughtered them
Analyse the complexities of a petal.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 23:20, Reply)
# Murder requires preperation. (same colour tshirt)
I'm not proud of this, but I killed this woman, she was in her forties I think, she had just finished work from ALDI and when i approached her she was ready to fuck, I could tell because she was exhausted and black or possibly ethnic, when i was I was strangling her she kept saying 'Read the news and get back to me, okay?', but I kept squeezing and I found myself increasingly erect, once she had passed I pushed her in some kind of hole.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 23:26, Reply)
# You questioned the leader of the Consertavite party, why are you so jaded?
I have a slight feeling they're all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 21:07, Reply)
# You might be racist and a misogynist, what do you do?
Watch Bad Boys and jackoff.mp4
One time I found Halle Berry attractive when she was bouncing on Billy Bob Thorton's balls.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 21:09, Reply)
# It transpires that you're a paranoid schizophrenic, you're substack is receiving minimal views, what do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 21:11, Reply)
# You seem upset.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Aug, 21:31, Reply)
# Please gauge my upset.
Fuming
Slightly miffed
Perplexed
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 21:33, Reply)
# You chose Fuming (Big, Big, Love)
Please Read the news and get back to me, okay?
Looking out for Love
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug, 22:59, Reply)
# It's sad that there's nobody who can give you all the attention you need.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 6 Aug, 18:47, Reply)
# I can.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Aug, 2:34, Reply)
# She has common sense, so she’s a Nazi to brb.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug, 13:46, Reply)
# Whoooooosh
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 6 Aug, 18:45, Reply)