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# ha
that reminds me, this was on futility closet a few weeks ago

'Wikipedia’s list of cetaceans includes a photo of each species listed, but the entry for Deraniyagala’s beaked whale shows only this note:
[cetacean needed]'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cetaceans?wprov=sfla1
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 12:28, archived)
# Bollocks, I googled it and everything and couldn't find any previous mentions.
Everything in the world has already bindun.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 12:38, archived)
# Oh you can't "Google" any more.
They made search bad on purpose so that Gemini could be the go-to instead. If you were to sink to using that, you would have found that the gag has been in frequent use since 2012 in this context.

Sad Times.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:07, archived)
# Oh.
Might do a flounce now, hold my bouquet.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:42, archived)
# ooh it's pretty, can I keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:52, archived)
# I think that means you'll be the next person to flounce, so feel free
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:10, archived)
# *throws it on the ground*
Now, I wait for my 50 candles day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:35, archived)
#
They made search bad on purpose so that Gemini could be the go-to instead. If you were to sink to using that, you would have found that the gag has been in frequent use since 2012 in this context. Search is broken
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:18, archived)
# Quicker to list the google products that aren't broken yet.
1: translate
End of List
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:07, archived)
# https://udm14.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 6:20, archived)