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# lunar
satsuma

you've got to have a system
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 9 May 2003, 4:11, archived)
# and those sex change names in full.
jil dando = jan dildo
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 9 May 2003, 4:13, archived)
# i'll have
a pint of what he's drinking please, mr. barkeep.

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN.

[edit] and to keep on theme, sorta...

you can rearrange "Chesney Hawkes" into "Cheesey Wank"... but you have a h left over...


...so i guess that's a bit naff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 9 May 2003, 4:14, archived)
# spiro agnew is grow a penis.
and thats all I know
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 9 May 2003, 4:19, archived)
# virginia bottomley
i'm an evil tory bigot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 9 May 2003, 4:23, archived)
# chris rea
rich arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 9 May 2003, 4:24, archived)
# Richard Stilgoe
Erotic girl dash
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 9 May 2003, 4:25, archived)
# the houses of parliament
loonies from up the thames.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 9 May 2003, 4:25, archived)