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# make up your own
headlines.
http://www.unsupportedheadlines.org/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 4:54, archived)
# Legless Cheggers Made Me Preggers
"TV's Keith Chegwin told me that he loved me", says 36DD Linda Leyton, "but he was drunk - and now I'm pregnant with his love-child."

(my entry)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:06, archived)
# My favourite real headline is probably
one that I saw in the Manchester Evening News about the police complaining to Manchester City that their kit was bright yellow and so they looked like police officers.
It was:
"Boys in Blue see Red over Blues' Yellow"
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)
# classic
can you get a scan of it ?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:28, archived)
# unfortunately I never kept hold of it
Maybe a friendly archivist at the MEN is a regular on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:45, archived)
# I like...
"Super Cally go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious" - When Caledonian Thistle knocked Celtic out of the Scottish cup a few years ago. 'Genius' as Johnny Vaughan said.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 7:18, archived)
# Edmonds in Redmond knocker shocker
Richard Branson lookalike, Noel Edmonds, was yesterday accused of groping Brookside creator Phil Redmond’s man breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:40, archived)
# Toe-pal eclipse of the Hart
Tony Hart and his chiropodist visit north devon to watch the eclipse but realise they are two years too late.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:43, archived)