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[challenge entry] i wish this was photoshopped
because the truth is hard to take...

i'll probably get in trouble for posting this, but i don't care!

From the Real world photoshopping challenge. See all 453 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
attack of the irish gaylords!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:04, archived)
# rofl...
hush, i don't want to draw attention to it... they are dangerous men... rofl more... awwwwwwwwww loooook... hehe
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:05, archived)
# hugos nice cosy jumper
just adds to the fluffyness of it all!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:06, archived)
# their expressions are just
SO content though aren't they. that's a Christmas jumper...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] hang on a sec..
what's all this then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:09, archived)
# that is love


actually i was just pointing out that spot behind her ear and her mouth got in the way...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:09, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:10, archived)
# you'll be wanting to add that to the challenge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:10, archived)
# i reckon so
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:11, archived)
# work-safe lesbian hour?
or, considering Dr.P.K. is still jobless, "work-shy lesbian hour"?

Paranoia dictates I come back and specifically indicate this is a joke!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:12, archived)
# That's not paranoia
that's a damned wise move old son...
(Fellmeister, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:23, archived)
# they look so sincere
when was that?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:07, archived)
# just after New Years
Bob took us out "for a couple of quiet drinks" to celebrate our engagement and got us TOTALLY wankererererered.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:08, archived)
# couple of quiet drinks?
I've heard that one before. Say "I'm going out on a lary one" if you want a tame night
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Aw
But theyre so sweet together.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:05, archived)
# what is it
meant to mean?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:05, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:05, archived)
# every single one of my biological cells
on another note, i had an amazing thought today.

when the first single-celled organisms appeared, they evolved into multi-celled.
do you think the first ever cell to split in two said "FUCK?! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:07, archived)
# no
because they didn't evolve mouths until much later, and by then he'd forgotten the question.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehehe
no worse than this pic: when beergoggles go bad

And I may as well enter this too, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:06, archived)
# ouch
poor curry monster!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:07, archived)
# where is curry monster?
he's supposed to be moving to Basingstoke soon. I neaded some sane-ish company round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:10, archived)
# no idea
last seen in Cambridge
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:14, archived)
# sane-ish
why you asking a b3tan then?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:17, archived)
# That
was taken in the last pub we all fell into, after you and Jiva made your getaway...

Poor DJ, he had this girl sit on his coat, and she was really rather nice, but his attempt at a chat up was very heavily influenced by having too much blood in his alcohol stream: after retrieving said coat, his next suave comment was "it wasn't that I expected you to piss on it or anything..." she turned away, & we never got to hear what it was he had expected!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:15, archived)
# hahaha!
he cracks me up! he has no self consciousness whatsoever!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:18, archived)
# He's a charming bloke
I saw on m3ss3nger today he's leaving the country though, so now I'll never get to play with his balls...

Of course I mean Super Monkey Ball 1 & 2 on his Nintendo GameCube - what did you think I meant?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:21, archived)
# IS?
...that b3tans on some sort of rocket launcher????
(I helped save b3ta! sage, Fri 9 May 2003, 19:06, archived)