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# wooooooooo!
that's the almost way of alternative energy sources!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:15, archived)
# All...
...of the M6 is powered by windmills.

100% poorly informed conjecture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:17, archived)
# there's one of those giant tellytubby speakers on the m8
i always think of it as such, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:21, archived)
# I've always
thought of it as a Teletubbies trumpet too. the other stuff isn't so bad, the grassy pyramids, and the big horse... the three red heads made out of scaffold poles are a bit odd though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:23, archived)
# The M6 makes you gay
100% of complete bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Hmmm...
...I have driven the entire length of the M6 and I don't think it had an effect on me.


Although, I do have this nagging urge to watch Judy Garland films.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I have driven the entire length
of the M6 topless... and forgot when I stopped to put diesel in the minibus... 100% of embarassing FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:26, archived)
# I have...
...never driven topless.

I have had the sunroof open though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:27, archived)
# don't you have to anyway
just to fit in a car?

I was driving a high-roof LDV minibus, and realised after putting my seatbelt on that I couldn't reach the rear view mirror to adjust it, so I took my seatbelt off - and still couldn't reach. I had to kneel up on the seat to adjust it! they just don't build fuckoff big vans for short people...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Hmmm...
...ususally when I pull the sun shade down, it completely obscures my vision.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I'm assuming you don't own a convertible
so the question, for the love of god, is why?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:28, archived)
# it was very very hot
and it got interesting looks from lorry drivers ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I once picked
up a friend wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a smile...
(Sister Paul has something in his pants on, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:32, archived)
# A minibus??!!!?
Who were the passengers?

(I've done the M5 with bare feet)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:32, archived)
# students.
one of them was naked, having been leaning out of a rear window when one of the others pissed out of a front window and soaked him...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha...
...that's the best story ever!

Anyone want to photoshop it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Heh, you said
"the entire length".

Proof that your gay, if ever there was.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Time to come out of the closet...
Im all gay.

he he... I said 'come'
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Is that a gay road then?
Which walls are gay at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:25, archived)
# it's a chocolate highway
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:26, archived)
# The Antonine wall is gay...
...and so is that Dutch dyke that the little boy sticks his finger in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 11 May 2003, 22:29, archived)