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# Teenage Animal Gangs
The BBC reports gangs of teenage squirrels
congregating on Brighton for the annual 'Mod' rally.
Reports also indicate that gangs of
Badger Rockers may also be heading for Brighton
for a 'rumble'.

(plankton, Wed 29 May 2002, 8:37, archived)
# Woooo
and a louie louie yay !!!



*I'll get my parker*
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 29 May 2002, 8:42, archived)
# Watch out
for those Badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 May 2002, 8:44, archived)
# savage little buggers
aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Wed 29 May 2002, 8:46, archived)
# It a little known
fact that Badgers breed very much in the same style as Aliens.
What they do is they sleep on your face and impregnate you with their demon Badger seed.
Beware the Night Time Face Badger.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 May 2002, 8:53, archived)
# is that why
my mouth tastes like shite in the morning, I always blamed it on the gorilla!
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Wed 29 May 2002, 8:58, archived)
# a gorilla
impregnated by the badgers, maybe?
(big chimpin', Wed 29 May 2002, 9:01, archived)
# Nope
Night Time Face Badger.
They are attracted by the smell of alcohol and come looking for a warm place to sleep...thats when they do the deed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 May 2002, 9:04, archived)