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# My mates cat...

Used to sleep in the washing machine
after it had done the drying cycle.
He liked the warmth....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:44, archived)
# My cat, Debbie, died in a dryer.
It was so sad.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe your cat should do what my cat does....

But let the oven cool first.....
Yet another warm cat likey place!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:48, archived)
# She can't now.
When we found her, she looked like jam.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Very sorry to hear that.
:-(

Poor taste joke then...
A guy buys a hamster from a pet shop.
It dies the next day.
He asks the pet shop what he should do...
'Make Jam from it'...said the bemussed shop owner (Bury the fucker - you idiot- he thought)
Three days later the guy goes back and says
he made the jam, and it was disgusting,
so he threw it in the back garden...
the next day some tulips were growing there...
he asks the shop keeper why this should happen..

...easy, he said, you always get tulips from hampster jam....


/coat
/teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# She was the fattest cat on Cell Block Nine.
>O
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Funny!
Sob!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Aye
thats a better way of getting them dry
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:49, archived)
# so did my mums kitten.
it's name was Bubbles

How we larfed....(not to my Mum's face though)

(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Ah ha
i feel a repost coming on
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:47, archived)
# my cat got put through the washing machine
and he died

that's a really depressing story, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Sob!
Blubber!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:49, archived)
# i know!!!
and i actually find it really hard to tell the story without laughing. poor little monty. and poor little debbie too.

yet still i laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:54, archived)
# I named Debbie after the alien from "Lost In Space"...
...the original series. It was a chimp with hairy ears stuck on.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:57, archived)
# I read that as
"Hairy earsocks"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# That's exactly what they were...
...www.ape-o-naut.org/famous/famous/members/images/debbie-th.jpg

Very tiny, but its true.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:11, archived)
# get some work done
You know you should
(I helped save b3ta! Lakeland rose, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:23, archived)
# I'm not being a bitch here
but I thought this weeks compo was Real Life photoshopping...not take a picture and enhance/animate it...

Or are we allowing that? Just to show what you mean or what it's ment to do!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Okay then...have this as a COMPO...
Always happy to please!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:56, archived)
# The poor thing
looks so scared..woo

I wasn't getting at you...it was a general question...cuz if you can, I want to make a few adjustments to a picture I'm gonna do when I get home tonight
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 12 May 2003, 17:57, archived)
# I wont let you on
(I helped save b3ta! Lakeland rose, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:26, archived)
# scared!!!!!
You should try STOPPING it going in there...
...or taking it out....

Sheeesh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:57, archived)
# A tender slice of woo...
smothered in a sea of yay.
(lemon curd, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:08, archived)