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# Jazz
is the best thing ever

Though if you're 'gonna do it' you have to do it in style. Go buy a damn fine suit, and a damn fine pair of shades, smoke 60 Woodbines to get the gravelly voice and click your fingers in approval.

Damn I love Jazz
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Jazz
pwnz.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I have a nice pinstripe suit.
Would need to work on the shades and smokes though.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:53, archived)
# The closest Jazz hole to me
burnt down in the Old Town fire of Edinburgh =/

Never did get a chance to stroll in, order a double scotch and relax in a ridiculously oversized leather chair.

But I have a dream. And that dream is to find Jazz holes. Not just one, not five, not even ten, but all the holes of Jazz until I've filled each musical gash with my smooth presence. And I will be a man, my son...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:56, archived)