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# Nobody could quite figure out the smirk on his face...


But it could be he just wet his pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:38, archived)
# I love your name!
What exactly is in a Demonic Omelette? And why haven't I noticed you before?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:38, archived)
# It's what all my high-school teachers used to call me.
A very, very bad egg.

And I used to be on here, but then I got dumped so I didn't have any inspiration or motivation or anything. Now I realise she's a bitch, and I make all these to show her I never needed the fat cow anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Excellent!
Woo for mini-life-stories-in-a-nutshell-type-things!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:42, archived)
# it's probably the best life summary i've ever read
but right now i'm pished, so i'll go to bed saying two things:

1. i've just met mystery_bob's doppelganger.

2. mrs martian is going to be well fucked off with me when i wake her up in 20 seconds...
(martian, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:56, archived)
# Why wake her up?
She doesn't need to know until she finds her legs are sticky in the morning.

/Tasteless
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:58, archived)
# I don't know.....
... whether to laugh or cry... I'll just sneeze and fart instead....

EDIT : Oops.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:44, archived)
# *chortle*
I loikes that, I does.

EDIT: That made me larf much too much. Now I'm wet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:44, archived)
# neither can I...
It's been more than a half hour

see you after the next chapter...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:41, archived)