It's what all my high-school teachers used to call me.A very, very bad egg.
And I used to be on here, but then I got dumped so I didn't have any inspiration or motivation or anything. Now I realise she's a bitch, and I make all these to show her I never needed the fat cow anyway.
(And I used to be on here, but then I got dumped so I didn't have any inspiration or motivation or anything. Now I realise she's a bitch, and I make all these to show her I never needed the fat cow anyway.
Demonic Omelette,
Tue 13 May 2003, 2:39,
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Excellent!Woo for mini-life-stories-in-a-nutshell-type-things!
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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Tue 13 May 2003, 2:42,
archived)
it's probably the best life summary i've ever readbut right now i'm pished, so i'll go to bed saying two things:
1. i've just met mystery_bob's doppelganger.
2. mrs martian is going to be well fucked off with me when i wake her up in 20 seconds...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 2:56,
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1. i've just met mystery_bob's doppelganger.
2. mrs martian is going to be well fucked off with me when i wake her up in 20 seconds...
Why wake her up?She doesn't need to know until she finds her legs are sticky in the morning.
/Tasteless
(/Tasteless
The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Tue 13 May 2003, 2:58,
archived)
I don't know........ whether to laugh or cry... I'll just sneeze and fart instead....
EDIT : Oops.....
(EDIT : Oops.....
Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly.,
Tue 13 May 2003, 2:44,
archived)
*chortle*I loikes that, I does.
EDIT: That made me larf much too much. Now I'm wet.
(EDIT: That made me larf much too much. Now I'm wet.
The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Tue 13 May 2003, 2:44,
archived)