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# ha ha
i met your doppelganger tonight. can't remember his name, but he was 6'3' and scottish (from glasgow) and was going out with the cousin of a colleague of mine.

and now mrs martian has told me to get off the fucking computer and go to bed, so goodnight.
(martian, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:57, archived)
# 6'3"?
Ha! I'm bigger than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:59, archived)
# I'm tiny
I'm only 5'8"

But shorter legs make faster hips:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:01, archived)
# which bit of you is tiny?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:07, archived)
# My little toe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:17, archived)
# haha
i'm almost as tall as you.

shorty! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 3:12, archived)
# I'm taller than him
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Most people are
I get used to it:(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:18, archived)
# I seem to be taller
than most of the guys around here...

I attribute it to the high smoking rates. It just seems right in my head
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Northern England and Scotland
everyone up here are just WAY too tall...they must stand them in shit until they start walking or summat...it's freaky
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Are you sure that they're just not
tall compared to you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:23, archived)
# nope
most sotherners are short...ish...on average anyway

It's weird...it's like there some sort of barrier!!!


But I could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:27, archived)
# a lot of people around here are Scandinavian
I wonder why they're short and the people in Scandinavia aren't...

I still think it's the smoking
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:29, archived)
# hhhmmm
Very confusing:-/
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:50, archived)