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# They all have husbands and wives
and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:48, archived)
# A million innocent people
die every day. You blow up a dog and you're marked for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:51, archived)
# No one chooses when...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:52, archived)
# - You okay?
- No, I'm pissed, I'm hurt, gotta find a new job.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:55, archived)
# You're a handsome devil...
what's your name?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:56, archived)
# No!
Stock is just the base for a soup, you've got to add more ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:01, archived)
# I'm just taking down the office now Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:04, archived)
# - You're a fucking psycho
- No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:08, archived)
# I'm drawing a complete blank.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:12, archived)
# -What are you doing here?
- a double shift, what does it look like?
- What are you doing here? Where do you live? Who's your manager? Where does he live? What are you doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:14, archived)
# You can never go home
but you can shop there.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:16, archived)