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# Meanwhile, a million miles from Earth...
The fabled Interstellar Basking Kitten uncloaks momentarily...

Morning b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:29, archived)
# morning!
that's better than the opening credits to blakes 7!
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# Now that's an accolade!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:31, archived)
# !
I hear they're releasing B7 on DVD soon!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:33, archived)
# I got
F5 on dvd ... and G9
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:34, archived)
# You sank my battleship!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:36, archived)
# heheh...
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Nasal Lucozade!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:37, archived)
#
I have B5 (and soon B7).
I'm figuring that F5 is Famous Five...
ummm.... G9? The German counter-terrorist group is GSG9 but I don't think you're talking about them...

edit: it seems other people got the joke. My spidey senses tell me I'm about to feel embarrassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:38, archived)
# dunno
just made em up ;)

bit like my IQ
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:40, archived)
# Ah, I see.
So uh... wtf is brainstuff on? Is it legal? And is it available in Sydney?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:42, archived)
# I dunno
but I want the distributor to send me some in a taxi/plane/ship/donkey/small plastic bag right now...

8-)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:44, archived)
# News just in:
You are a loon!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:31, archived)
# It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it...
name the song that line comes from, music trivia fans
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:32, archived)
# My old man's a dustman?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Har!
We Care A Lot by Faith No More. Was listening to it on the way in to work...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:36, archived)
# yay!
and the funny thing is, we do care a lot. We really do!

FNM rock. I might have to Be Aggressive on the way to work. Talking of which, I must away.

Back in 'arf an 'our!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:38, archived)
# It's on the
Grosse Point soundtrack.
*fact*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:39, archived)
# A top film with a top soundtrack *FACT*
Ace of Spades, The Killing Moon, Message to you Rudy...
/shows age
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:42, archived)
# The muzak version
of Live & Let Die remains one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:43, archived)
# Yeah
I really wanted that to be on the soundtrack.
But it isn't on either of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Face it though
out of context it'll probably be extremely annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:49, archived)
# You haven't heard
the Moog version of Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Very funny.

My mate has a pan pipes version of Light My Fire.
Quality music.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:51, archived)
# A friend's band at uni
used to do an excellent folk version of Ace of Spades.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Y'see
now I'd love that.
Comedy value.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:55, archived)
# It was actually
a lot better than their original straight cover and featured what we dubbed 'rock mandolin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:59, archived)
# That's a concept in itself
rock mandolin.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Unfortunately
we couldn't convince my mate to do Townshend-style windmills on it...
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:06, archived)
# I always wanted to do a lounge-core version of the ace of spades
I may still do it one day
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:17, archived)
# I have a techno version of Smells Like Teen Spirit,
an easy listening version of Gimme Shelter, a hardcore version of Hold Me Now (It's Hard For Me To Say I'm Sorry), and a mambo version of No More Heroes...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:54, archived)
# In Stockholm
I heard a live acoustic version of No Limit - fantastically awful and very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Top quality film
and not quoted on here anywhere nearly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:43, archived)
# They all have husbands and wives
and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:48, archived)
# A million innocent people
die every day. You blow up a dog and you're marked for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:51, archived)
# No one chooses when...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:52, archived)
# - You okay?
- No, I'm pissed, I'm hurt, gotta find a new job.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:55, archived)
# You're a handsome devil...
what's your name?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:56, archived)
# No!
Stock is just the base for a soup, you've got to add more ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:01, archived)
# I'm just taking down the office now Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:04, archived)
# - You're a fucking psycho
- No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:08, archived)
# I'm drawing a complete blank.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:12, archived)
# -What are you doing here?
- a double shift, what does it look like?
- What are you doing here? Where do you live? Who's your manager? Where does he live? What are you doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:14, archived)
# You can never go home
but you can shop there.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:16, archived)
# mornin
:)

aaagggh! its comin right for us....
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:31, archived)
# Bonjour tout le monde!
Woo for interstellar basking kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 8:38, archived)