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# you must remember this
a quiche is still a quiche
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)
# a pie is just a pie
these fundamental things
apply
a swine goes by.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)
# a pie is still a
pie
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)
# a sigh
is just a sigh...

bugger, too slow and I missed an obvious pun!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)
# anyone read this months joke page in fhm?
a young gentleman is in a restaurant when a rather attractive young waitress comes over and asks him what he would like to order.
He thinks hey, im single, shes probably single, i'll try my luck...
"hows about a quicky?" replys the young man to which the waitress slaps him in a the face and storms off.
A fellow diner notices the poor guy sitting there and leans over, "i beleive its pronounced Qui-che".
(icedragon, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)