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# i love it, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)
# are you a real man?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)
#
he's definitely a real fish
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)
# is that like
a real doll?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)
# not really
but don't tell anyone or they'll all want one (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)
# depends
do unreal men do their own washing up?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)
# i did mine this morning
and the laundry. i didn't use fabric conditioner though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# evil stuff
expensive, bad for the environment, and above all, YOU DON'T NEED IT

it's the hair conditioner of, er, fabric
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)
# totally agree
and it gives dolphins cellulite
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Me too......
.... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Me too
but it's full of cream and butter and cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)
# what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)
# flan
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:10, archived)
# eww flan
is like totally gross
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)
# but i love it when it comes together
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)
# you can't break an omelette
without making some eggs...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:17, archived)
# oh dear
that was such a heavy handed clue i don't know whether to be ashamed or happy that I didn't get at at first
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:17, archived)
# hey foo!
I love it whan a flan comes together too
([]DOo []DOo, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Quiche contains too many eggs
to really do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)
# you love quiche?
really? how odd.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:08, archived)
# I hate the stuff.
At a party I was offered some by the hostess and replied, without thinking that "Ew, no thanks, I hate flobby egg". Apparently this was thought to be rude.
Edit: Such egg-citing Quiche parties I go to...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I
had quiche for tea last night

FACT !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:08, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)
# definately.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)
# only if he had it with a light rocket salad drizzled with honey and mustard dressing
and a glass of indifferent pinot noir
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)
# actually
it was two quiches , I had some cheese and bacon quiche and some garlic mushroom and onion quiche which made me niffy this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)
# and
in my defence it was the easiest option , would have meant preparing and cooking stuff otherwise

Bummers
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I
did go to a very sweaty electric six gig last night - and shouted gay bar whilst jumping up and down with loads of blokes...
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)
# not me.
I hate the texture. It makes me want to vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)
# mmmmm
me too... leek and goats cheese with garlic and pine nuts.
right sod dissertation, i am making one.
Spacefish, my failure to graduate will be entirely your fault.. just so you know :D
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:10, archived)
# jolly good
you can join me at the dole queue then :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)
# huzzah!
beertokentastic
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:14, archived)
# so you are going to fail a degree
because of quiche?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)
# you must remember this
a quiche is still a quiche
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)
# a pie is just a pie
these fundamental things
apply
a swine goes by.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)
# a pie is still a
pie
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)
# a sigh
is just a sigh...

bugger, too slow and I missed an obvious pun!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)
# anyone read this months joke page in fhm?
a young gentleman is in a restaurant when a rather attractive young waitress comes over and asks him what he would like to order.
He thinks hey, im single, shes probably single, i'll try my luck...
"hows about a quicky?" replys the young man to which the waitress slaps him in a the face and storms off.
A fellow diner notices the poor guy sitting there and leans over, "i beleive its pronounced Qui-che".
(icedragon, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# brocolliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
brocolli quiche am de bestest, 'cos unlike normally eating brocolli on its own, it stays warm in a quiche 'cos it is surrounded with warm creamy stuff.

My feet are FREEZING. I'm going to go and put some socks on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)
# put them in a quiche
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:14, archived)
# NO, NO, NO, NO..................NO!
Its is against the law to eat anything that looks like a small tree!!!
(Lexx, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)
# my kids
actually used to call brocolli florets 'tree'

it was like watching a giant baby devour a huge oak after that
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:25, archived)
# yay...
quiche's all right, don't really understand the ani tho..
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:10, archived)
# your quiche
is cached
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)
# ouch!
sounds painful, will it pull through?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# cache a falling star
and put it in your pocket
and save it for a rainy day
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)