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# I'm going to jack this
to request something...does anyone fancy getting their arse to sunderland and pretend to be me so I don't have to do my final year project presentation?
I'm so terrified, I hate talking in front of groups of people
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)
# i'll do it
for foive grand?!??!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)
# dammit
I only have £4999.99
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# that'll do
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)
# you'll be fine, just remember
1) everyone is on your side

2) you don't look nearly as nervous as you think you do

go get 'em girl!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)
# aww
encouragement, thanks *mwaa* :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)
# you can have my arse
as it's supposed to be in hospital in a few hours having a camera shoved up it...

but the rest of me stays here, and you pay for the travel costs, a'ight?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Thanks for the kind offer
does you arse know anything about knowledge based systems, GUI's and rule-base personality typing software?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)
# everything TO THE MAX!
and more!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:24, archived)
# is this for some sort of
extreme fetish site?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:25, archived)
# cool!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:32, archived)