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E: Bury it in a forest for the police to find
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K3rry,
Wed 14 May 2003, 20:48,
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F: go on t.v. sobbing
and asking if anyone has seen your pet fox thingy.
G: Get arrested.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Wed 14 May 2003, 20:50,
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