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# Yes yes yes!!
Not to mention WOMEN with umbrellas. Men with umbrellas, if they pass someone, will LIFT them up. WOMEN on the other hand YANK THEM DOWN as close to their head as possible, just to be sure that they TAKE YOUR EYE OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# hmmmm
yes, there is much truth in what you say.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# I never carry umbrellas
If I held one up, it would be at eye-level of most other people so I choose not to risk making anyone blind
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:11, archived)