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# My sis works for United
and can get you standby. I stopped flying 2 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:22, archived)
# ooh would be nice
y u stop flying ?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:23, archived)
# I gradually became terrified
isn't that odd? I loved flying and then I did it a lot and after a few bad flights I realized that I started to panic as soon as the plane was in the air. Now I require tranquilizers and alcohol to even be on the thing. My last flight, everything was stopped while they moved me to the front of the plane..very embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:28, archived)
# quite common though isnt it
its a horrible feeling I bet :o(
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:31, archived)
# And costly
last christmas I gave up a plane ticket to California and opted for the train (the worst 72 hours of my life) because all I could think of was the impending horror of the flight.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:36, archived)
# You just need to retrain your amygdala
Advanced tantric Tibetan Buddhism is the best way, takes about 35 lifetimes....
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 7:31, archived)
# Will that rid me of the
urgent diarrhea and sobbing that takes place?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:33, archived)
# No but plastic pants
and tissues can do that
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 7:36, archived)
# I just feel so badly
for the flight attendants. They shouldn't have to deal with people like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:38, archived)
# You probably just need a slap or something
it works in 1950s films
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 7:42, archived)
# Unless
you're hurling abuse at them or attacking them., I don't see a problem with inflicting your worries on them.

You won't be the first and certainly not the last either.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:43, archived)