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# i'll be your mate
for life if you pick me up some black jeans lol
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)
# weird
that's what i'm going for.
but i aint buying ladies clothes, well not again anyway.
(lowzie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# my other half
brags that he is with the only bird in Yorkshire who hates clothes shopping.
I do not want to try things on... i dont like anything in any of the shops anyhow. I buy my stuff online, and his, well its a bundle of pants from one market stall and black t's on the other and bus home lol
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# lucky bar-steward
if you're in town and you here someone yelling "you can't fucking hummus" at the top of his lungs you'll know that it's all gone a bit pear shaped.
(lowzie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)
# Yes he is rather! lol if you find a goth in the gutter sobbing
and wailing 'fucksticks' in a foetal position that will be me, after trying to find ladies black jeans that arent sodding 'boot-cut' which give me a fat arse when i dont have one...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# woo hoo
mission successful. got off the bus and had pants bought in a matter of 10 minutes, back on bus, home. i didn't even have to yell hummus once.
(lowzie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Have I started a trend for yelling
'I CANT FUCKING HUMMUS' in Leeds?

I do hope so. You get some very odd looks, and for a short while, the freedom to walk in a straight line.
I still have to find a rancid tramp and call him/her/it a time spazzer though.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)
# i think you are our new leader
i shall find you a rancid tramp oh great one
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Please, hail not I
Hail Eris.
Glad its not just me who has been subjected to the 'weeping {sore|tramp}' when a donation to the {meths|piss} fund has been refused. My mate made me shake with laughter yesterday. Walking back to work after dinner, a mobile rancid speed hump accosted us and enquired as to whether or not we had 10p. Before I could respond, he issued the rejoinder 'Yes, and you're not having it'
Its just as bad in Sheffield too. One good thing about Meadowhell is the security staff evict the beggars, and hopefully kick them clean.
The milk of human kindness has turned to yoghurt in my case.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)