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have you broken the

inter high-web?
Oh DO be careful, it's only made of old tights and some pixie trickery. It really is very fragile you know.

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:22, archived)

The Interweb is built our

of arhies, xml's and about 5 apaches. There is a backbone shockwave which carry the tiny pixel singals directly to the soundcards of your wicom tablets.

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rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)

pixel singals?

Are they like Kraft Singles?
They may taste like small sheets of plastic, but i believe they are made of cheese.

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:34, archived)

pixel singals

are binary representations of the jpegs on your screen. If you push your ear to your monitor - you can hear them.

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rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:37, archived)

interesting

I put my ear to the monitor, over the image below. It was whispering something, I think, but i couldn't be sure what it was.
I think it wants a Kraft single, a christmas Christingle, or a number one single. I just couldn't hear it clear enough.
I guess it'll have to wait.

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:40, archived)

Carefull

it is not for us to know what they say. I've heard if you hear them you are transported to work in their mines in pixieland.

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Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:48, archived)

ah ha! Well, it feels like I'm working in a mine

at the moment, but i have yet to be transported. I will remove my ear post haste and hope for the best.
Thankyou for the advice, Wifey.

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:59, archived)

That's

where I'm mailing you from I've heard them it was ....gotta go someones coming

(Lu-Old, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:04, archived)

Uh oh -

are you mining meat? They always make people do that - you be careful out there ok - check in when you can...

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:07, archived)

Lu's not replied

Do you think the head pixie has got her, and is doing terrible things to her?

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Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:16, archived)