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# Mary said she didn't mind
As flossie copped his whack
That lamb was nowt but trouble
and was always fucked on crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)
# The farmer, though quite relieved
was shaken by the ordeal
So mary got her tits out
and offered him a feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)
# So drive your volvo over a lamb
And make it smash to bits
You never know you might be lucky
And get to feel some tits
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)
# but i laughed at the last bit
:(
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Well...
it would be a lie, because I can get the last bit to work now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)
# Please,
if there are any young, impressionable lurkers out there...
...don't try this at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)