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# mary had a little lamb
she took it too a wedding
the little cunt ate all the cake
so she kicked it's freakin' head in


Bit like Bovine's but a bit different!
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
she liked to feed it orange
....
...
..

ahhh fuckit.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb,
She liked to feed it oranges,
And buy it pretty pictures,
That she bidded bargained for at Gorringes.
I thank you
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)
# jesus
didn't think that was possible.

hat soff.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)
# Although
I'm not sure 'bidded' is correct....

/pedant
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)
# You are quite right,
the past tense is, of course, "bid". D'oh.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)
# mary was on the blob
the lamb looked slightly worried
everytime mary came on
the lamb would end up bloodied

/coat
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
constructed only from cheese
But wasn't really much of a lamb
so much as a pile of cheese.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# you're running out
of ideas now aren't you ?

come on, be honest ... hmmm ?
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)
# No
I actually ended it like that on purpose for comic effect. I was going to go more surreal, but then I thought of that, and it made me giggle :)
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)
# I think thats my fave one,
nice and odd :)
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)