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# Mary had a little whelk
a gibbon and a pasty
When they were all stuck together
They became a sort-of taxi
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)
# Mary had a great big lion
and its name was Dave.
Sometimes she would flick its bollocks
But she's not often quite that brave
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Mary had a Tetse fly
which she kept to pass diseases.
She fed the fly on human blood
and varieties of cheeses.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking Hel!!!!1
....a tetse fly? FUCKING HELL!!!!! I nearly pissed myself then.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)