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# Mary had a little lamb,
It used to whisle tunes,
so she melted both it's eyeballs,
with some white-hot tablespoons.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)
# Mary had a little whelk
a gibbon and a pasty
When they were all stuck together
They became a sort-of taxi
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)
# Mary had a great big lion
and its name was Dave.
Sometimes she would flick its bollocks
But she's not often quite that brave
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Mary had a Tetse fly
which she kept to pass diseases.
She fed the fly on human blood
and varieties of cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking Hel!!!!1
....a tetse fly? FUCKING HELL!!!!! I nearly pissed myself then.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)
# Mary was a big baboon
with custard in her eyes
Sometimes she'd ask the moon for help
Coz she couldn't zip her flies
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# Yram in another dimension
had a little Bmal
It used to puke up children
Mostly boys, but once a Gal.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
Mary's horse was terrified
of scary lurking knees.
They'd wait until it trotted past.
And leap out from the trees.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)
# Mary never had a lamb
it was all a horrid lie
And now shes lost all credibility
She'll just curl up and die.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Thats the
best one!
(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# just the one
Mary had a little lamb
she painted it bright orange
and while she though what would rhyme
she sucked upon a lozenge.

sorry.
(Dr Gonzo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)