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# some kid
in america wired up a fresh cows heart thus making an organic fuck-pump (insert knob through appropriate valve/artery type thing) trouble is he wired it up to the mains and killed himself!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahah!
serves the fuckwit right..
heh, spewed coffee on me laptop laughing at that..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Americans.
They're great. The world would be a much duller place if they stopped killing themselves in amusing ways.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# what about his poor mam
finding him like that - slightly charred and twitching with his strides down his ankles and a big bloody heart stuck on his todger!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# The sheer beauty
of natural selection.
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)