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# oh well time for bed
SOME of us have to work tomorrow. with thousands of pounds of other people's money. they're all fucked. every one of them. sleep tight people, apart from the terrifying dreams of me buzzing around your house like a gigantic brown wasp in a state of Priapic excitement, with a toaster for a sting that fires out bagels of hatred.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:45, archived)
# 10 bob
to the first person to make that

..and have a nice sleep
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:47, archived)
# I'll have
a go but priapic excitement may not be work friendly...hmmm...
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:49, archived)
# lol
and a tenner from me and all - just make sure i see it ;) night!
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:49, archived)
# i was gonna give them 10
bob monkhouses, but if your offering cash, all the better
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)
# I'd do it for
two monkhouses.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:52, archived)
# Hmm
this is harder than I thought, got the whole thing except the phallus going ok.

How can I insert a phallus into a wasp?

Why am I even asking this question?
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 0:30, archived)
# AAAAAAgh
Now potatochop has crashed and won't restart wiithout a re-boot. So bugger this for a game of soldiers, I'll do it tomorrow.

Good night all.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 0:45, archived)
# 2 min effort
for 20 quid :o)
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 4:08, archived)
# Am I the only one here moderately aroused?
Err... I meant woo and yay.

Time for beddy-byes.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 7:03, archived)
# I'm
not getting my money am i :(
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 3:00, archived)
# g'night mate
sleep loose :)
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:50, archived)
# i would but for
the horrible wariness that you could at any time invade my yawning anus like Hitler annexing the Rhineland. so tonight it's an extra helping of Anusol and steel pants. and with that, goodnight! (no, really)
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:53, archived)