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# I heart Macs too.
They shit on sad PCs.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# One mouse button?
ONE MOUSE BUTTON?
ONE MOUSE BUTTON!
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# do you have
issues with there only being one mouse button?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Yes.
And when I had a Quadra840AV (a long time ago, now) I used to have issues with there being three ways of ejecting a floppy, only one of which was "right". What's wrong with a goddamned button?

Macs are the computer for the rest of you... :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# I hadn't
picked up on that
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# useful for people with one finger
of course
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# *cough*
Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer; USB; £30; works out of the box

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# So why only one button
on the standard Mac mouse? (And what was with that godawful "puck" thing? Steve Jobs is an idiot, and Woz is no better...)
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# They scrapped that
when they realised it was shite.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# it gave me cramp
mind you, so does crouching in a small box for 6 hours at a time
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# My dad's bigger than your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I hardly think that is possible:
www.storybridge.com.au/Personal/Images/FatMan.jpg

No go and tidy your room!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# that fat man never will
unless he has some serious structural support.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)