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# fat people are the funniest people in the World
I am significant evidence for this *FACT*

However, this fact excludes Lisa Riley.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# And me,
I'm a fucking riot...I even own a few whacky Hawaiin shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha!
you comedy genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# do you? hahahahaha! You crasy guy!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# I'm mad,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Mad?!
Is that what you said? Mad?

Well you'll have to speak up, I'm not wearing me appliance.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I said
MAD yeeeeessss.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# you must be -
imagine if you were black or gay or anorexic bulemic or something - shit you'd be hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I don't mind
as long as I'm not Ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# too bloody right.
That's not mad, that's a federal offence.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Pep is a nazi.
I have proof:

www.femme-fatale.nu/~scum/Protest9.JPG
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Pep is lovely
and I shall not hear a word said against her.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Well, how about this?
Here she is with her so-called 'friend'.

62.173.67.141/photos/edinburgh456/nazis.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
that's quite a funny pic.

"Ooh, heil hitler"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Bovine. I may have to reconsider our relationship.
You are SO capricious!!
;)
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# So I am.
And you'll hate me anyway cos I am fat...and I don;t know what capricious means.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I told you before Bovine.
I am a chubby chaser. You are my ideal of beauty.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I am everyones
ideal of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Don't get 'funny'!
:¬*
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# gosh -
how did you find that picture of err...me?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# i have
a strange yearning to push really fat obese people over and then laugh at them as they try to get up without anyone helping them.
and then running away from them when they finally get up, because they won't be able to catch me!
(Cervantes de Léon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Remind me
to kick you in the knackers next time I see you, then we'll all have a jolly good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Don't browbeat yourself.
I have that urge constantly. In reality, nobody would help a fat person if they fell over. The vet bills are enormous.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)