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# I really wanted
to become a travelling hero, much like the Littlest Hobo but in human form.
I would walk the earth befriending the lonely, protecting the weak, helping the helpless, asking nothing from them except a little food and shoes when I needed new ones or a bed for the night.
As it turned out I work on a switchboard, lifes a right fucker sometimes.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# but
can't you do all those things from the switchboard and save having to walk everywhere?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# No I can't,
smug business people can fuck off and save themselves.
I want to help innocent blonde mothers in gingham dresses, lonely old men who everyone hates and hispanic shop keepers.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I only want to help
the innocent blonde mothers out of their gingham dresses.

Do I sound desperate? Hum.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I don't see
why you need to wear gingham dresses...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# It adds
colour.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)