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# true
Two ton Ted from Teddington - what a line.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Not as good as
"He lay there, in pained suprised,
as the concrete hardened crust
of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye,
and Ernie bit the dust"
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)