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Two ton Ted from Teddington - what a line.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33,
archived)
Not as good as
"He lay there, in pained suprised,
as the concrete hardened crust
of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye,
and Ernie bit the dust"
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36,
archived)