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[challenge entry] His Name Was Ernie...
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the West!


From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)
# That is a
fucking great song.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)
# yeah
you lot just wait
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Yeah...
He he he.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# true
Two ton Ted from Teddington - what a line.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Not as good as
"He lay there, in pained suprised,
as the concrete hardened crust
of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye,
and Ernie bit the dust"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)
# it really is
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# are you taking
a short but well deserved break from your revision?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)
# ...
...again?
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# yes!!!
very well deserved, I think I've read about 4 pages since my last break :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)
# big, important pages though?
right?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)
# oh, HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)
# stick at it!
I don't know if I'd have ever got any qualifications at all if b3ta had existed when I did all my exams!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)
# I can't!!!!
it's not like I'm even taking anything in anyway so it's all a bit pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I was always told
that the night before an exam I should relax and do something I enjoy. So I went to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)
# we used
to race each other to the pub during exams as well. Probably not a good idea, that one.

edit - I think that was kind of related to my inability to revise, which is what's making me try to think of an effective way to nag Lora into doing more revision!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)
# we used
to play the 'how many pints can you drink before the exam is officially over' game.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I played that!
I have got up to 3 before now.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)
# i did
an experiment along those lines last year. i did better in all the exams i got hammered the night before. sadly i can't sfford to test it again this year.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)
# maybe it's not the booze?
I know it's contraversial, but relaxing and forgetting about your exams is probably the best preparation for them
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)
# my problem
is that i'm too relaxed i think.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)
# if we were any more relaxed
we'd be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)
#
turn off the computer, Lora
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)
# but
i'm writing essays simultaneously.. So I can't!! And i need to listen to music too..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)
# nice shoppiary!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)