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I saw this bloke

Earlier today when I was cycling round Cambridge. I think he was some sort of table or snail.

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nicey, Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:15, archived)

I'd say he looks like

he's been used as an ashtray in a Havanan bar

(Nacho, Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:17, archived)

Or he looks like

his face is made from a mutant foot with bunions on both sides, and frostbitten toes - so bad in fact that his big toe has fallen off....

(Nacho, Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:19, archived)

Oh yes he does look

Quite a lot like that. Maybe that's why he was a bit pissed off. He was coming from the river so may be the ducks had been trying to eat his head, and that had made him down cast.

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nicey, Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:26, archived)

I'd be in a bit of a strop if I looked

like a bunion eared, frost bitten, cigar burned munter. However, I am lard munching stout guzzling mucus breathed beauty.
Are you against coffee? I've just got a delightful coffee maker and a box of chocolate fingers to accompany it. Luxsh...

(Nacho, Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:31, archived)

Coffee fine

I made some on Christmas Eve, and had it with Minty Chocs. The Wife likes it made into Irish Coffee. However, mostly we drink tea.

Is your coffee maker dangerous?

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nicey, Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:40, archived)

Only dangerous in the fact that I've got a bottle of Baileys

to make the coffee with and I've already had 3 Pimms.
And my friend Monkey Boy has just turned up with my Christmas present - a book all about the history of Hip Hop...very good indeed.

(Nacho, Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:47, archived)

Hmmm. Irish coffee..

I think I need some. Have we got any cream??

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Wifey, Fri 28 Dec 2001, 13:28, archived)