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# Being a biologist of sorts,
i feel i should shed light on the situation.

Ladies are perfect, therefore there digestive system is perfect. They absorb everything they eat, therefore no poo.

This phenomenon also explains why ladies tend to eat smaller portions, because they don't waste any, like we big shitting machines.

QED :)
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Listen spunky old chap.
I like women a lot, I do.
But calling them perfect is just go to far.


I understand that the above comment may make me unpopular with the fairer sex whom I love dearly.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# elegantly put.
Thank you sir.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)