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# Where do we get our ideas from?

We drill a deep seam of compressed hummus at a secret location in the North Sea, burn off the stuff that just isn't funny, and pipe back the pure raw hilarity direct to the webservers.
It's a hell of an operation, this b3ta lark...
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)
# pwoor rooar hilarity...
no it's no good, I can't speak that clearly at this time of night.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)
# that is a bit of a tongue twister...
sorry. Wasn't doing it out loud!

I might develop the b3ta hummus rig, though... got potential.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)
# This was partly inspired by a story...
my novelist mate told me. He (and all writers)find that they often get asked in public events the totally lame question "where do you get your ideas from?".

Ian Rankin once came up with the genius answer "I get all my ideas at www.ideasforauthors.com", and swears to this day that the questioner busily scribbled down the address...
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# That domain
is up for grabs. Hmmmmmm.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)