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# my great uncle
invented wattle & daub.

..or was it pedigree chum? I can never remember which.

actually, it may have been my friends aunt...

no, she was tragically killed when Roy Kinnear fell off a donkey and landed on her.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:33, archived)
# my grandad
invented summat to do with car engines and protecting them and it gets used in all cars

but he was screwed by the company and got nothing.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# Thats awful.
How's the donkey?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# the donkey's fine
it's now being cared for by Maureen Lipman and Charles Dance
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# Charles Dance
You want to watch out for him.
He keeps ringing me up and shouting 'Merangue' down the phone at me.
He even spells it wrong like I did.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# you think you've got problems?
for the past 6 years, everyday I have received carved african statues from various members of the original cast from 'fame'.

why won't they stop?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)
# Charles Dance
What rubbish
(, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 21:29, archived)
# weird stuff
my great-uncle invented spillers shapes.

maybe we're related...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)