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# i liked corgan
in a special way.

I once ejaculated into his shoes. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:24, archived)
# really fact?!?
?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:25, archived)
# yes.
i have also eaten nicky wire's underpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:26, archived)
# erm... can i have
a percentage on these facts?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:27, archived)
# 10,000% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:28, archived)
# 100%
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:28, archived)
# wow
you're my new hero (not the nicky wire bit he's a prick)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:29, archived)
# That's why he ate his pants.
He was really narked when he found out.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:31, archived)
# lol
they're also the most dull band i've ever seen live (leeds 2 years ago)

incidentally the best band i've ever seen live was mercury rev at the same festival... mindblowing
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:33, archived)
# mercury rev and mogwai
glastonbury 98.

wow.
(martian, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:35, archived)
# Lead singer
Of Mercury Revs voice is stunning
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:44, archived)
# yeah undoubtedly
but the one thing i'd say is that live... grasshopper seemed a bit pants but still wow
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:53, archived)
# why do you think
i ate his pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:33, archived)
# You ok?
You seem slightly more charged than usual...
(Fellmeister, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:25, archived)
# he needs a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:26, archived)
# i actually don't bother wanking much these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:27, archived)
# slightly drunk.
and not taken medication today.
oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Ahhh...
Now i'm with ya...

How are things otherwise?
(Fellmeister, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:28, archived)
# you only need to take meidcation if you acknowledge that you're wrong
and if you take your medication works you shouldn't feel wrong.

which puts you in a pretty fucked-up place.
(martian, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:28, archived)
# that made little sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:29, archived)
# it will when you've taken your pills
(martian, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:31, archived)
# i think
he made it up

FACT
(Fellmeister, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:31, archived)
# i believe that's only 100% of fact
because you once ejaculated (50%) into shoes (50%) that you thought would look good on him (0%)
(martian, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:27, archived)