Just got back home to find my boyfriend and my mate Gary snuggled up asleep together under the duvet on the sofa...aaahWell, we continued boozing all day today. And Pizza and Mrs Pizza, everyone was gutted big time that you weren't there. Vulga's gonna come up to Kent and smack your babysitter's teeth out. And we're gonna photoshop the pictures to put you two in them, so we can pretend you were there with us.
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Sun 9 Jun 2002, 19:33,
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the babysitter is dead.she has been murdered.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Sun 9 Jun 2002, 19:51,
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you just got back home???How long were you in the pub after we left you then?
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Sun 9 Jun 2002, 20:34,
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