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# I pissed myself watching that film!
Bernard Bresslaw as that twat cyclops. So funny!

www.simeonbird.co.uk/Bernard_Bresslaw_2.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# You're kidding
shirley he weren't the cyclops?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I'm afraid it's true.
Look at the title credits.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Best part
he ever played *100% FACT" * Tucker!
(Fingolfin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Bloody 'ell
you're right!

Liam Neeson too, of course, and Todd fucking Carty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I believe Todd Carty get crushed to death early on.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Nah, that was
bernard the Cyclops - who knew the day of his death and....oh-dear how geek am I...(?)
(Fingolfin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Yep
saved the hero and got them inside the castle before being crushed in the door he held open for them.

(in exchange for seeing the future up until their death, the cyclops' traded their other eye)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# my god.
I last saw that about 15 years ago. I need to do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Me too
Think I'll buy the DVD at the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)