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(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# dear oh dear
arf arf
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# groan
it's a bee in a t-shirt... on the BT tower...

aren't you breaking some kind of law with that? isn't the location of the BT tower still an official secret? it's not allower to appear on maps (as if you could miss it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I think
it's in a different place every morning. Like the castle in Krull.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I pissed myself watching that film!
Bernard Bresslaw as that twat cyclops. So funny!

www.simeonbird.co.uk/Bernard_Bresslaw_2.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# You're kidding
shirley he weren't the cyclops?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I'm afraid it's true.
Look at the title credits.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Best part
he ever played *100% FACT" * Tucker!
(Fingolfin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Bloody 'ell
you're right!

Liam Neeson too, of course, and Todd fucking Carty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I believe Todd Carty get crushed to death early on.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Nah, that was
bernard the Cyclops - who knew the day of his death and....oh-dear how geek am I...(?)
(Fingolfin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Yep
saved the hero and got them inside the castle before being crushed in the door he held open for them.

(in exchange for seeing the future up until their death, the cyclops' traded their other eye)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# my god.
I last saw that about 15 years ago. I need to do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Me too
Think I'll buy the DVD at the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Really
?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# even mi6 is on the map
here

or is it mi5. can't remember. it's christmas tree house though.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# 5
I think.
Here's a handy terrorists' guide.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# its 6
according to your guide :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Ummm...
You're right. Mi5's at Thames House, 11 Millbank. Mi6 is the Christmas Tree building at Vauxhall Cross.
Anyone know if Bin Laden reads B3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# yeah but that
is millbank, which is on the other side of the river

mi6 is the big stepped pyramid green and cream thing on the other side
freespace.virgin.net/roy.smith5/vauxhall.htm

(edit) hmm, sneakily edit your post to make me look insane will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# No.
Edit: actually, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# but that's just a GOVT OFF
what could possibly be going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# it's where
the giant lizards meet
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# maybe the
secret thing has expired... it certainly used to be the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# the
wasp t-shirt tower??
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# har har har!
*groan*

excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# oh, the punnage!!!
actually, you can buy a Bee Tee off Mictoboy, they're quality, so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
#
Is this them ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# No, his are pixel art
but that's a mighty good way to spam ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# YES!
I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)