more from the b3ta mailbag ...here's this idea i've had for ages. maybe you have the skills to make my dream a reality.
The Sting Pole
imagine a kind of Heironymous Bosch-esque vision of hell, at the black filthy stinking cesspool eternal brimsone and treacled bottom of which...STING! on his back. and from there to infinity his erect member reaches up into the dark netherlands of whomever one chooses to drag mousewards and tantrically torture for eternity, like a writhingdemonickebab or fiendish letter-tidy.....phil collins, jamie oliver (obv.), bono, vicky posh, jim morrison, skin from skunk anansie, dave stewart, stefan denis, terence tent der'arby, madonna, chris rea (the road to hell could be the soundtrack), (if not englishman in new york), ALL of slipppknot and limp bizkit (TWICE), marilyn mansun, oh my god! i nearly forgot that jamiroquai cunt, thom yorke (oh no, maybe not, the agony would give him someting to moan about for all eternity - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!), muse, any band who've ever made a video in that room at mtv, shitney, j lo, p 'puff' daddy, julian lennon, ronan keating...
(i could go on, but it's abit like shooting fish in a barrel, really, isn't it?)
anyway, you drag 'em, and sting shags 'em. forever.
whaddya say?
lots of love
horton jupiter xxx
(The Sting Pole
imagine a kind of Heironymous Bosch-esque vision of hell, at the black filthy stinking cesspool eternal brimsone and treacled bottom of which...STING! on his back. and from there to infinity his erect member reaches up into the dark netherlands of whomever one chooses to drag mousewards and tantrically torture for eternity, like a writhingdemonickebab or fiendish letter-tidy.....phil collins, jamie oliver (obv.), bono, vicky posh, jim morrison, skin from skunk anansie, dave stewart, stefan denis, terence tent der'arby, madonna, chris rea (the road to hell could be the soundtrack), (if not englishman in new york), ALL of slipppknot and limp bizkit (TWICE), marilyn mansun, oh my god! i nearly forgot that jamiroquai cunt, thom yorke (oh no, maybe not, the agony would give him someting to moan about for all eternity - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!), muse, any band who've ever made a video in that room at mtv, shitney, j lo, p 'puff' daddy, julian lennon, ronan keating...
(i could go on, but it's abit like shooting fish in a barrel, really, isn't it?)
anyway, you drag 'em, and sting shags 'em. forever.
whaddya say?
lots of love
horton jupiter xxx
rob,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:40,
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These are ace.Do you get lots of these? They deserve a page of their own. The "Moon-on-a-stick, sir?" section maybe.
(,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:42,
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to be honestI'm not sure I want to encourage it... I get enough stupid mail already.
( rob,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:46,
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"horton jupiter"...that's it, I'm calling my firstborn child horton jupiter now.
(
Dr Phil Kitten,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:42,
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this is very weirdbut lately I've been having dreams with b3ta in them (A warning to cut down perhaps).
This morning I dreamt that rob posted emails that he recieved from b3ta fans onto the board and they all took offense. Then b3ta got into trouble and was taken down.
That's all I remember.
(This morning I dreamt that rob posted emails that he recieved from b3ta fans onto the board and they all took offense. Then b3ta got into trouble and was taken down.
That's all I remember.
izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:46,
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are mystic meg?BTW: You really didn't like my wheelchair thing, did you?
( rob,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:49,
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actuallyi did.
I just asked if it was newsletter-bound because I can't imagine a better use for a 27,000 strong audience.
Made me chuckle. Honest.
(I just asked if it was newsletter-bound because I can't imagine a better use for a 27,000 strong audience.
Made me chuckle. Honest.
izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:51,
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aha.I don't know really. I might put it in. Might not. As I said, my girlfriend hated it ... Er.. And I kind of use her as an arbitor of taste.
( rob,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:56,
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