> > Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big
> >
> > Showbiz party in his swanky new house.
> >
> > Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds
> >
> > of movies and music, fashion and art.
> >
> > There's a feast of pints, the best wines that money can buy,
> >
> > oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping
> >
> > themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on
> >
> > the couch singing 'Light My Fire',
> >
> > and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally
> >
> > with Sophia Loren.
> >
> > All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out
> >
> > of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up
> >
> > with a good book 'Oi, Jim,' objects Michael Caine,' the
> >
> > party's just got started, how's about I get one of 'the
> >
> > ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of
> >
> > the 'how's yer father?''
> >
> > 'Excellent idea' nods Jim, 'as long as she does the rest of
> >
> > the band, too.'
> >
> > 'Not a problem, Jim,' smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly
> >
> > bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.
> >
> > Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when
> >
> > in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles.
> >
> > 'Alright, luv?' he drones, 'don't suppose you fancy extending
> >
> > that service to me, do you?'.
> >
> > The young woman thinks about this for a second, then
> >
> > says 'What the hell!'
> >
> > and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work.
> >
> > Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the
> >
> > end, the door opens and Michael Caine bursts in.
> >
> > He grabs the young womam by the back of the hair
> >
> > and Slaps her hard across the face!
> >
> > 'Wh-what was that for?' she whimpers.
> >
> > 'I told you,' Caine snarls.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off...'
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(> >
> > Showbiz party in his swanky new house.
> >
> > Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds
> >
> > of movies and music, fashion and art.
> >
> > There's a feast of pints, the best wines that money can buy,
> >
> > oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping
> >
> > themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on
> >
> > the couch singing 'Light My Fire',
> >
> > and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally
> >
> > with Sophia Loren.
> >
> > All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out
> >
> > of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up
> >
> > with a good book 'Oi, Jim,' objects Michael Caine,' the
> >
> > party's just got started, how's about I get one of 'the
> >
> > ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of
> >
> > the 'how's yer father?''
> >
> > 'Excellent idea' nods Jim, 'as long as she does the rest of
> >
> > the band, too.'
> >
> > 'Not a problem, Jim,' smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly
> >
> > bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.
> >
> > Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when
> >
> > in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles.
> >
> > 'Alright, luv?' he drones, 'don't suppose you fancy extending
> >
> > that service to me, do you?'.
> >
> > The young woman thinks about this for a second, then
> >
> > says 'What the hell!'
> >
> > and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work.
> >
> > Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the
> >
> > end, the door opens and Michael Caine bursts in.
> >
> > He grabs the young womam by the back of the hair
> >
> > and Slaps her hard across the face!
> >
> > 'Wh-what was that for?' she whimpers.
> >
> > 'I told you,' Caine snarls.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off...'
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munkt0n,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44,
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Well fuck meit really is time I gave up!!
(
routine has perfected burgers,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49,
archived)
Thanks for the Lycos link!That sounds great!
I'm gonna check it out now.
(I'm gonna check it out now.
.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49,
archived)