Why do elephants paint their balls red?So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries.
(What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries.
Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:46,
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what does an elephant do if it gets stuck in a tree?stands on a leaf and waits for autumn
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evil pixie,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:49,
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gawd. why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?because it's full of cheeters.
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rob,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:50,
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why can't a car play footballcos it's only got one boot... groan!
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:51,
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it's bloody not,the bloody things live in the savannah. like the lion - how is it the king of the jungle when it doesn't bloody live in the jungle?
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bananaman,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:51,
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We're reallydigging out the 20 year old jokes now!
( Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:50,
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