man goes to a fancy dress party
giving a piggy-back to a girl.
'What have you come as?'
'A snail'
'Who is that on your back?'
'Michelle'
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Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:49,
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tee hee hee!
me like lots!
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funkylins,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:50,
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man goes to a fancy dress party
wearing brown paper, a cowboy hat & a gunbelt...
I've come as a rustler.
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Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:52,
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it's small, orange
and it's constantly yelling: "I'm an Orange"
a megalomaniac mandarin
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notshitashi OMOH,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:54,
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What is E.T. short for?
He's got little legs.
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Nath,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:01,
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I took my practical gynaecology exam last week
scraped it...
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Reverend Dan,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:26,
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Top joke.
That is all.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:55,
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