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# why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:52, archived)
# why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was tied to the first one.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:54, archived)
# why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
he thought it was a game.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Why did the pervert cross the road?
He still had his dick in the chicken
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Why did the cat cross the road?
It was stapled to the pervert.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Why are there no asperins in the jungle?
Because willows grow in a temperate climate.


sorry.


Because the parrots et 'em all (say it fast)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Where do they Iraqis keep their armies?
In their sleevies.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:55, archived)