why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
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son of crazymum,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:52,
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why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was tied to the first one.
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martian,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:54,
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why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
he thought it was a game.
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martian,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:55,
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
He still had his dick in the chicken
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Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:57,
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Why did the cat cross the road?
It was stapled to the pervert.
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wayward.,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:06,
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Why are there no asperins in the jungle?
Because willows grow in a temperate climate.
sorry.
Because the parrots et 'em all (say it fast)
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Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:54,
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Where do they Iraqis keep their armies?
In their sleevies.
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Artamnesia,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:55,
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