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# Our company has a weekly newsletter
With lots of corporate information and the like. It also has a weekly joke. In today's joke page...

Knock, knock!
Who's There?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV Tonite?

For every joke like that one they send out, I send out 10 CVs.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
# You should send out
the MD's e-mail address on something like the b3ta newsletter for a joke like that...
(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Piss poor - Send this one around:
What's the difference between Israel and Dwight Yorke?
Israel know when to pull out of Jordan.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# arf
arf
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# what about this one...
i got thrown out of PC World the other day for telling mother-in-law jokes...

hehe :-)
(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# thats pretty good, but it took me a few seconds
good though. if i tell it to my thick friends i might replace 'mother in law' with something more obvious like 'Paki'.
disclaimer: i am not a racist cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# genius
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(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)
# ba-dum
tsh
blinding
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Old joke (predates current Jordan)
What do Michael Jackson and the Israeli army have in common?

They both illegally penetrated Jordan

(I helped save b3ta! gster, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)