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# Interview technique
Tip 1 - When interviewing potential employee do not say - 'We have all the managers we need - We're looking for someone to do the work'
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# Tip 2
if in doubt, whip it out.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Tip 3
always make sure the retro thrusters are fully exhausted before attempting a reverse-roll cat-margerine manouver in 5 dimensional anti-space, but only if you have 14 or more penguins in the buffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)
# I wondered where I was going wrong...
... ta!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Yeah
you'd only make that mistake once.

[nods sagely (if thats possible for me)]
(Wallz, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Great tips
I have a interview tomorrow I'll be sure to remember them. If they ask me what my weaknesses are I'm going to say lesbian porn and crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# Thanks for
making me introduce my drink to my monitor
(Wallz, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# talking about lesbians
its almost 4pm isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)