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# if one eye or both is squinty
in your brain you cant see them....

neither of mine are squinty so there
(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# i may as well have my
left eye removed

it does nothing other then make me see a blurry mess

my right eye isn't so good anymore either.

i need new eyes
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# There's a particularly
good review of 'My Hero' in this weeks Grauniad Guide which recommends removing your eyeballs with a warm spoon and replacing them with pickled onions as a more interesting alternative to watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# My eyes watered as I read that.
Eurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)