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# dear lord
thats the worst pun i've ever seen

i love you and want you to have my children... well some of them anyway
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)
# can i have
the clever one?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# but then youd have
no one to show off too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:23, archived)
# nah you can have the
nice tasting ones :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Are you offering to sell your children
for meat? *calls NSPCC*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:28, archived)
# well i go from port to port
it seems greedy to keep em all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:30, archived)
# hahaha
i thought you were writing a letter to god

Dear Lord,

I want to have your children
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)
# well... the female ones
;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:23, archived)
# the female gods?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:23, archived)
# no i want to <i>have</i> your children
the female ones
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)
# AHHHHH!
well then i will have the males
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:25, archived)
# i take it you are either a ladytypebod
or a homeosextant... i could check your profile for clues but instead i will assume you are an igloo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:28, archived)